#WeddingHeat Lickity Split: A Lesbian Sploshing Threesome!

Wedding Heat: Lickity Split, the eleventh ebook in the Wedding Heat series, is now available from select retailers!
Bridesmaids Shonette and Kristen are definitely not a couple. They’ve
been sleeping together pretty much forever and they don’t date other
people, but still… the last thing they want is for people to think
they’re lesbians.
The girls tell everyone they’re just friends, but the bride’s cousin
Vanessa is not convinced. Vanessa’s a hardcore dyke, and she can spot
femmes in lust from a mile away. When Shonette denies she loves
Kristen, Vanessa won’t let go. She’s got ice cream and she knows how to
use it.

WARNINGS: This title contains chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream, bananas, and explicit lesbian threesome sex.
Excerpt:

“I must be drunk,” Kristen said, falling back in bed. “Drunk, or dreaming.”

“Tell yourself whatever it takes to get that sheet down.” Vanessa mixed
the chocolate ice cream into a sweet paste. “Come on, Krissy. Show us
your tits.”

“Go to hell!”

“Show us your tits.”

“No!”

“Show us your tits.”

Shonette caught the fever. “Yeah, show us your tits.”

“Fine,” Kristen said, like a brat. “You want to see my tits? Here!”

When Kristen flipped down the sheet, Shonette’s pussy pounded. She’d
seen that body countless times. It wasn’t usually this exciting.
Something about Vanessa standing there in the corner, staring at that
body she’d never wanted to share… it was strangely exciting.

“Hold her down,” Vanessa said. “Take off your panties and sit on her face.”

Never in her life had Shonette been in a situation like this. Without
thinking, she pushed down her underpants. Should she take off her bra
too? No, not without Vanessa’s instruction. She’d do what she was
told. Nothing more, nothing less.

***

Wedding Heat: Lickity Split is available from:

All Romance: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-weddingheatlickitysplit-1211967-352.html

Barnes and Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wedding-heat-giselle-renarde/1115360140?ean=2940016702278

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/317021

BookStrand: http://www.bookstrand.com/wedding-heat-lickity-split-lesbian-threesome-erotica

Kobo: http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/Wedding-Heat-Lickity-Split/book-oRmf98EvfUeRvRToUbARww/page1.html?s=gL5hTqMV4EysJ0LrC0doCA&r=2

Rainbow eBooks: http://www.rainbowebooks.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=10895

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Wedding-Heat-Lickity-Threesome-ebook/dp/B00CUXAGPO/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1368898162&sr=1-1&keywords=lickity+split

Find out more about the Wedding Heat series:

https://weddingheat.wordpress.com/stories-in-the-series/

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Wedding Heat 10: Catering to the Masses (A Niche Romance)

You’ve waited so patiently.  You’ve waited so long.  But the time has arrived!  Wedding Season is here, and Wedding Heat is back!

The season begins not with Maggie and Ed, not with family or friends, but with staff at their fancy-shmancy wedding resort!  Two cater-waiters push their friendship to the limit when secrets of how one got hired are revealed.

Our tenth installment of Wedding Heat is not the first to feature a transgender character in a starring role–If the Shoes Fit” did that in Season One, when Aunt Farrah, a trans woman, was reunited with her lost love.  It’s also not the first story to feature gay romance.  “Skinny Dipping” did that, and then “Hole in One” picked it up with an MMM menage.

But Wedding Heat: Catering to the Masses is the first of the series to put gay and trans together with an Aboriginal character who identifies as two-spirit.  I love this guy, Jordan.  He’s one of my favourite characters of the entire series.

Catering to the Masses: as a title, it plays on the fact that Taylor and Jordan are cater-waiters, but the “masses” part is kind of a joke in my twisted little mind.  Why?  Because a story about a big two-spirit guy and a scrawny, whiny twink is hardly mass market romance.  It’s the kind of niche writing that appeals to queers like me… and maybe you?

Description

Taylor’s never been one to bottle up his emotions. As an out, gay, twenty-three-  year-old resort waiter, he’s tired of being told to “take it like a man” every time something upsets him. And Bill upsets him
more than anything.

Yeah, sleeping with his married boss is a really bad idea, but Taylor can’t seem to stop. When Bill breaks another date, the only shoulder for Taylor to cry on belongs to his roommate and coworker, an aboriginal trans guy named Jordan.

Level-headed Jordan convinces him to work his shift, even after a blow-out with Bill the Bully, but all bets are off when Taylor reveals a secret his roommate’s not supposed to know.

Will the cater-waiters’ night of rebellion get them fired, or can they take down their big bad boss once and for all?
WARNINGS: This gay transgender love story contains explicit sex and  rebellious romance.

Word Count: 8,500

Excerpt:

These days, Jordan was the only real friend Taylor had at the resort. Convenient that they were roommates.

“Aren’t you getting dressed?” Jordan asked when he came out of the
bathroom. He always changed in there. Taylor had never seen him naked,
not even shirtless.

“No,” Taylor moaned. “Tell Bill I’m dead. Tell him I killed myself. I bet he wouldn’t even care.”

Jordan heaved a sigh. “What did dickface do this time?”

“Ripped my heart out and spit on it, then stomped on it, then spit on it again.”

“Okay, but what did he really do?”

Taylor watched Jordan take off his silver rings and put them in the
wooden box where he kept things that were special. Bill wouldn’t let
them wear jewellery while they were serving guests. Earrings were the
only exception, though Bill didn’t like piercings on guys. Taylor had
taken out his eyebrow rings at the beginning of the season. The holes
had probably closed up by now.

The things we do for goddamn fucking love!

“Remember how he said he was gonna plan something special for next
weekend, since we don’t have a wedding booked?” Taylor would have been
crying if he hadn’t already drained himself of tears. “Well he told his
stupid wife he had the weekend off and she went and booked some family
bullshit.”

“So he bailed on you, huh?” Anyone else would say it served Taylor
right for fucking a married guy, but Jordan only seemed to see his pain.
“I’m sorry, bud. You can come to the capital, if you want. My mom’s
driving me and my sister up for the Pride parade. We got a 2-Spirit
float this year.”

The thought of celebrating his love of men rather than hiding his love
for Bill (not that everybody at the resort didn’t know) certainly
appealed to Taylor. He perched on one elbow and looked at Jordan. “You
know, you’re the only 2-Spirit person I’ve ever met.”

“Come next weekend.” Jordan leaned against the tall dresser. “You’ll meet a few more.”

Want more?  

Buy links:

eXcessica: http://www.excessica.com/books/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=20&products_id=628

All Romance: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-weddingheatcateringtothemasses-1159406-145.html

Bookstrand: http://www.bookstrand.com/wedding-heat-catering-to-the-masses-mm

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/305537

Rainbow eBooks: http://www.rainbowebooks.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=10630

Coming Soon to Amazon, B&N, and Kobo

Giselle Renarde is an award-winning author of transgender erotic romance.  Her Wedding Heat series covers all the bases, from first times to older couples, cis, trans, gay, straight, vanilla, kinky, and all points in between!  Find out more at: https://weddingheat.wordpress.com/ 

Visit Donuts & Desires This Week for FREE Wedding Heat!

This week, my Donuts & Desire blog is participating in an LGBT blog hop.  I’ve written a heartfelt post about the impact transphobia has had on my life.  I invite you to visit the post and grab your free copy of Wedding Heat: If the Shoes Fit.

http://donutsdesires.blogspot.ca/2013/04/you-dont-need-to-be-trans-to-get.html

SEXcerpt from Wedding Heat: If the Shoes FitFarrah fell in love with Lane a long time ago. He was a family friend, a little older. She was a teenager—and a boy, back then. When she confessed her love to Lane, he disappeared from the family’s life.

Since those days of teenaged angst, Farrah has come to identify as a woman. Her transition is well underway when she arrives at her niece Maggie’s wedding weekend. Though the family’s all there, the last person Farrah expects to see is Lane—a little older, more dashing than ever.

The love she felt for him in her youth surges to the fore, and she knows this is the man she’ll build a life with. But will Lane’s secrets drive Farrah away for good?

WARNINGS: This title contains graphic language, shoe fetish, and orgasmic toe-sucking.

Visit Donuts & Desires today: http://donutsdesires.blogspot.ca/2013/04/you-dont-need-to-be-trans-to-get.html

The blog hop runs April 1-6, 2013

Your loving Wedding Heat author,

Giselle Renarde

SEXcerpt from Wedding Heat: Hole In One

Hello Wedding Heat Fans!

New Release! Wedding Heat: Hole In One (MMM)Long time, no post.  Sorry about that.  The Wedding Heat series has been on hiatus through the fall and winter, but spring and summer are *wedding season* and that means NEW Wedding Heat stories are coming soon.

In the meantime, how about an excerpt from Wedding Heat: Hole In One.  This 7th story in the series is also the 1st story that takes place Saturday morning at the resort. (Wedding Heat 1 through 6 all take place Friday night–and, wow, our family and friends got up to some crazy shit, didn’t they?)

In addition to being a silly golf story (complete with insertions!), Hole In One is also Wedding Heat’s first MMM menage ebook.  Joey and Greg (you may remember them from such stories as Wedding Heat: Skinny Dipping) are joined by Remi the golf trainer.

Here’s a taste.

SEXcerpt from Wedding Heat 7:

“Dude, what if we get caught?”

Greg leaned back, raising an eyebrow.  “You didn’t seem worried about getting caught last night when you fucked me by the lake or after breakfast when you pushed me to my knees.”

Joey groaned as Greg unzipped his khakis, finding his hard-on and rubbing it skin-to-skin.  Greg’s fist was small but powerful, and Joey’s hips started thrusting, wanting more.  He watched his dick bursting through the ring of Greg’s fingers and something inside his chest shuddered.

“Remember jerking each other off in the water?” Greg asked, in a whispered growl.

“How could I forget?”  It had only happened last night, when they were skinny dipping with the guys.

“Remember you were scared to grab my dick?” Greg teased.

“I wasn’t scared.”  Joey rolled his eyes.

“Yes you were.”

“No I wasn’t!” Only, then it occurred to him that this was Greg’s backward way of asking him to reciprocate.  Joey cupped Greg’s balls.  “So, when are you going to take off those ugly-ass pants?”

“Bitch!” Greg shot back.  “These babies are vintage.”

Joey just laughed.  A surge of dark heat went through him.  He clasped the zipper on Greg’s pants and tried to slide it down nonchalantly.  God, why was he so nervous about this?

Tsking his teeth, Greg said, “Ugh, you’re taking forever!  It’s like you’ve never undressed a guy before.”

“Well, I haven’t!” Joey said.  There was something he really liked about the catty way Greg talked to him.  Joey had never really thought of himself as gay, even if he was attracted to other guys.  But Greg?  Greg was super-gay.  Unapologetically gay.  And Joey admired that.

While Greg undressed and meticulously folded that vintage outfit, Joey dropped his pants.  They trapped his ankles together, since he couldn’t slide them past his shoes, but he leaned his golf club against his hip so he could tear out of his shirt.

Greg yanked the club away, naked except for his ugly-ass argyle socks, his shoes and golf cap.

“What’s scarier?” Greg held the club in one hand and his dick in the other, like he was making a comparison. “My cock in your ass, or this club?”

Joey laughed.  That must be a joke, right?  Right?

***

Wedding Heat: Hole In One is now available from:

eXcessica: http://www.excessica.com/books/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=13&products_id=580

All Romance: http://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-weddingheatholeinonemmm-904995-145.html

Barnes & Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/books/1112361003?ean=2940014922388

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Wedding-Heat-Hole-One-ebook/dp/B008S63BI6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1344042929&sr=8-1&keywords=wedding+heat%3A+hole+in+one

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/211080

Rainbow Ebooks: http://www.rainbowebooks.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=8287

BookStrand: http://www.bookstrand.com/wedding-heat-hole-in-one-mmm

It’s the Stuff Yourself with Wedding Heat Sale!

So, you just got a new e-reader and now you need to stuff it with smut?  I can help with that.

Until the end of the year, you can snap up my popular Wedding Heat stories from All Romance for only $1 each!  That’s a great deal.  Regular retail price on these ebooks is $2.99, so if you’ve been wanting to take a peek into the wonderful world of Wedding Heat… now’s the time!!!

At All Romance, you can get your filthy paws on every Wedding Heat story that’s been released so far *with the exception of* Wedding Heat: Pretty Cousin (since that particular lesbian story features cousin-on-cousin pseudo-incest and they don’t allow pseudo-incest at ARe).
So, here are the links for my Wedding Heat titles at All Romance:

Wedding Heat: One in the Hand

Wedding Heat: Two in the Bush

Wedding Heat: Skinny Dipping

Wedding Heat: MILF of the Groom

Wedding Heat: If the Shoes Fit

Wedding Heat: Hole in One

Wedding Heat: Full Service Bridesmaid

Wedding Heat: Swing Low

You can also search “Wedding Heat” under the “series” tab at ARe.
New Wedding Heat titles are coming out Spring 2013.  Take advantage of this super-sale and stock up now!

For more information about the Wedding Heat series, including blurbs and exclusive excerpts, visit  https://weddingheat.wordpress.com/

Excuses, Excuses!

Giselle Renarde here.  I’m your friendly neighbourhood Wedding Heat author, and I’ve been meaning to post here at the Wedding Heat site for ages.

Why haven’t I?

Well, you know when you try to log in and suddenly your password isn’t saved anymore, and you think you know what it is but you’re wrong, and you know it’s written down somewhere so you think you’ll look it up in ten minutes and then you get on to something else…?

Right. That.

Excuses, excuses.

So, what I wanted to tell you is that the Wedding Heat series is not lost and forgotten.  It’s on hiatus until Spring 2013, when I’ll have brand new Wedding Heat stories coming at you.  They will be just as hot, just as diverse, just as full of group sex and kinky surprises as the Wedding Heat stories you know and love.

In the meantime, there are lots of Wedding Heat titles already on the market.  Why not peruse this website to get a feel for what’s available?  And if there’s anything you’d like to see in future Wedding Heat stories, leave me a comment.  Maybe I’ll be able to fit your idea into the series!

Hugs,

Giselle

Get the latest Wedding Heat ebook FREE this weekend!

I’m offering Wedding Heat: Swing Low to readers for FREE at All Romance this weekend only–that’s Friday October 19th, 2012 until Sunday October 21st, 2012.

https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-weddingheatswinglowmffbdsm-960767-147.html

Here’s the blurb:

Forget the happy couple—it’s the guests that make this wedding sizzle!

Neil and Denitsa could be called many things—swingers, fetishists, sex toy connoisseurs, BDSM aficionados—but when they attend their nephew’s wedding, their wild sex life isn’t something they share with the family. Well, that’s not entirely true. After Neil stops off en route to buy a sex swing, fishnet body stockings, a whip and a brand new strap-on, he and Denitsa are eager to invite their sister-in-law Suki to play with their new toys. It’s been years since the three of them have gone to bed together. Does Suki still swing that way?

WARNINGS: This title contains bondage, domination, lesbian sex, anal fetish, sex toys, and MFF ménage.

And an excerpt:

Denitsa stood at the foot of the bed and waited. With every breath, she felt her bodystocking dig more ruthlessly into her skin. She could smell Suki’s cunt. Their mutual excitement was the perfume of nymphs.

“Stand still,” Neil instructed. He fitted a belt around Denitsa’s hips and buckled it at the back. She knew what it was by the heaviness in front of her. There were straps that went around her upper thighs too, and Neil buckled them so tight she wondered if she’d be able to move her legs.

“Open your eyes,” he said.

Denitsa gazed down at her sizeable black cock. It was big, but not too big, and in fact that surprised her. Neil so enjoyed watching her insert shockingly huge items into other women’s pussies. The dildo attached to this gorgeous leather harness appeared small for his taste.

The cat o’nine tails rested over Neil’s shoulder as he strode toward Suki’s upturned ass. Grabbing her cheeks with both hands, he spread them wide, giving Denitsa a superb view of her sweet asshole.

“I want you to fuck little sister’s ass,” Neil said before spitting into the groove of Suki’s crack. Her hole puckered as his frothy spit lingered above it.

“Is that all the lubrication she gets?” Denitsa asked. Now she understood why this dildo was smaller than the ones they had at home. Even so, the cock was large enough to cause Suki serious pain without considerable lube.

“Don’t get antsy,” Neil said. “Remember who’s holding the whip.”

And here’s where you can get Wedding Heat: Swing Low for FREE (limited time only!): https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-weddingheatswinglowmffbdsm-960767-147.html

Enjoy!
Giselle